I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today.
Read more Carolyn Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Jane Burnham : Could he be any more... pathetic?Angela Hayes : I think he's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.
I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.