Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.
I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
Angela Hayes : Jane, he's a freak!Jane Burnham : Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!