Waiter : Two scoops, sir?Kevin McCallister : Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.
Read more Kevin QuotesFrom: Home Alone 2
You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war.
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
It's a nice night for a neck injury.