I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.
Read more Patrick Bateman QuotesFrom: American Psycho (2000)
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
Mistletoe alert!
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.