Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot!
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Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.
We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.