You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.Finch : Single malt?Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Michelle : What's my name? Say my name, bitch!Jim : Michelle! Michelle.
Jim : Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?Kevin : You want to take this one?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Like warm apple pie.Jim : Yeah?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Yeah.Jim : Apple pie, huh?Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : Uh huh.Jim : McDonald's or homemade?