Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis.
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How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!Shaw : Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.Bobbie : Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.
Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!
Shaw : Somebody's been eatin' my candy!Shaw : Somebody's been sitting in my chair!Shaw : Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!