It walks... like a man!
Read more Shaw QuotesFrom: Open Season
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
The woods is no place for a bear!
Gordy : You're not his mother.Beth : I'm not mothering him.Beth : Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!