This'll be easier than I thought.
Read more Shifu QuotesFrom: Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.Tigress : Oh that is it!Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.
Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.Monkey : Or even see his toes.
He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!