My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.
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When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.