Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
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The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.