The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.