The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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