Nothing works! Not a decent pen. Not even a sharp pencil! I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent, stupid, sterile stenographers!
Read more A Jewish Barber QuotesFrom: Apocalypse Now
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.
Oh man... the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it.
We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!