No wonder Kurtz put a weed up Command's ass. The war was being run by a bunch of four star clowns who were gonna end up giving the whole circus away.
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This is a Romeo Foxtrot. Shall we dance?
What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!
We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!