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Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Narrator: Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME!Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy...
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.