Thao Vang Lor: What are we doing?Walt Kowalski: You wanna carry your tools in a rice bag?
Sue Lor: There's a ton of food.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.Sue Lor: No worries, we only eat cats.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.