Because I stole a GPS, that's how.
Read more Danny Archer QuotesFrom: Blood Diamond
Maddy Bowen: The world is falling apart and all we hear about is blowjob-gate.Danny Archer: When was the last time the world wasn't falling apart, huh?Maddy Bowen: Uh, a cynic. Why don't you sit down and make me miserable?
Danny Archer: American, huh?Maddy Bowen: Guilty.Danny Archer: Well, Americans usually are.Maddy Bowen: ...Says the white South African?Danny Archer: Ts ts ts ts. I'm from Rhodesia!Maddy Bowen: We say Zimbabwe now, don't we?Danny Archer: Do we?Maddy Bowen: Last time I checked.
Maddy Bowen: My dad came home from the war in '69. It took him about... twenty years to get right.Danny Archer: You Americans - you Americans love to talk about your feelings, huh? So, what does that mean? What? You've got a thing for messed up vets now?Maddy Bowen: Shut up.Maddy Bowen: You lost both your parents.Danny Archer: That's a - That's a polite way of putting it, ja. Mum was raped and shot and um... Dad was decapitated and hung from a hook in the barn. I was nineDanny Archer: . Boo-hoo, right?Danny Archer: Sometimes I wonder, will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago.Danny Archer: It's uh... Ah, What's the point, huh?