Sam Winchester: You seem pretty cheery.Dean Winchester: Strippers Sammy, strippers. We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally.
Dean Winchester: Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals?Colonel the Dog: Yep. Animals have a universal language - like Esperanto. But this one actually caught on.Pigeon: And I'm just getting started, too. Brewing a real big one. Ha. Bet your ride's gonna look sweet in white.Sam Winchester: What's he saying?Dean Winchester: You - He's being a douchebag!Pigeon: Who are you calling "douchebag", douchebag?Dean Winchester: Oh, shut it, you winged rat!Sam Winchester: Dude.Dean Winchester: What?Sam Winchester: Hey. Just calm down. Just get in the car.Pigeon: Ha ha. That's right, Sally. Go cry to Mama.Dean Winchester: [pulls out his gun] Oh, that's it, you son of a bitch!
Dean Winchester: What's in the box!Dean Winchester: Brad Pitt, Se7en, no?
Dean Winchester: You saved my life.Ruby: Don't mention it.Dean Winchester: What was that stuff? God, it was ass. Tasted like ass.Ruby: It's called witchcraft, short bus.Dean Winchester: ...You're the short bus, short bus...