Well, we can't punish the innocent. Or even the usually guilty but innocent this one time. It's the principle of the matter.
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Joel: We wanted to show the world that you-you can't just leave people.Lucifer Morningstar: You don't get to decide who someone wants to be with.Lucifer Morningstar: And neither do I.Joel: Does this mean you're-you're not, you're not gonna...
Marcus Pierce: You must be Lucifer.Lucifer Morningstar: Morningstar, pleasure.Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind.Marcus Pierce: You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.Lucifer Morningstar: Quick read then?Marcus Pierce: Hardly.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?Marcus Pierce: Accurate.
Linda Martin: Did you guys find the booze?Ella Lopez: Exactly. We should be nipple-deep in Jaeger by now and playing pin the tail on Ryan Gosling. I can't believe that Maze legit hijacked my bachelorette party.Charlotte: You mean Chloe's bachelorette party.Ella Lopez: ...That's what I said.