Jay Lopez: I'll get my act together, I promise.Lucifer Morningstar: No need to promise, Jay Lopez. Because I'll be watching you, and if you ever disappoint her again... I'll come for you.
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Lucifer Morningstar: Uh, Detective, you seem to have left on the central locking!Chloe Decker: Act like a child, get treated like a child.Lucifer Morningstar: Wha...? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?
Lead Guard: How the hell did you make it out here anyway?Lucifer Morningstar: Look, just give me a moment, and I'll be out of your...Lucifer Morningstar: Look, just move.