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Marcus Pierce: You must be Lucifer.Lucifer Morningstar: Morningstar, pleasure.Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind.Marcus Pierce: You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.Lucifer Morningstar: Quick read then?Marcus Pierce: Hardly.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?Marcus Pierce: Accurate.
Rosie Hernandez: An angel, who saved me. It flew in here, and it just chased the evil man away.Lucifer Morningstar: I'm sorry, sorry, it's just the only thing my siblings would chase away are a good time.
Chloe Decker: What is going on here? And how did you get that horse?Lucifer Morningstar: What horse?