Peter Burke: Some things are better enjoyed from a distance.Neal Caffrey: Like grand larsony.Peter Burke: Are all of your hobbies illegal?Neal Caffrey: I like chess.Peter Burke: You hustled chess in Union Square.
Neal Caffrey: Every case gets a nickname. Hagen was The Dutchman before you ID'ed him. What was my nickname?Peter Burke: Oh, don't recall.Neal Caffrey: Aww, that's too bad. Well, the sooner you remember, the sooner we can move on.Peter Burke: James Bonds.Neal Caffrey: Bonds.Neal Caffrey: James Bonds.Peter Burke: Yes, yes.Neal Caffrey: Would you like another beer?Peter Burke: Yeah.Neal Caffrey: Shaken, not stirred?Peter Burke: See, I knew it was a mistake telling you.
Peter Burke: You let me down, Neal.Neal Caffrey: I let you down? You told Fowler to look for my signature.Peter Burke: And you told me to look at your bonds under polarized light, remember? Well, guess what. I did. And yeah, you signed them.Neal Caffrey: And you think I'd be stupid enough to do that again?Peter Burke: I guess you were. The thief is associated with law enforcement, your anklet was tampered with, you have no alibi, and your initials are on the diamond. What am I supposed to think?Neal Caffrey: I was set up.Peter Burke: By who?Neal Caffrey: I'm working on that.Peter Burke: You're not helping things.Prison Gaurd: Agent Burke?Peter Burke: What?Prison Gaurd: His lawyer's here.Peter Burke: He's a lawyer?Mozzie: You can check my University of Phoenix online degree. Go Cardinals. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to speak to my client. Alone.Neal Caffrey: I didn't let you down.
Neal Caffrey: Hey. Is Peter around?Diana Barrigan: Nope.Neal Caffrey: I need a favor.Diana Barrigan: Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?Neal Caffrey: I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.Diana Barrigan: And?Neal Caffrey: And that if I ever did try, you'd break one or both of my arms.Diana Barrigan: You know I hate to repeat myself.