Mozzie: For what it's worth, I'm really sorry about Sara. She has an infectious joie de vivre, and she looks terrific in pantsuits.Neal Caffrey: Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.
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Neal Caffrey: I can't con a widow.Peter Burke: You can if it's to save her.
Mozzie: Suit, we have a code red.Peter Burke: Now is not the time, Mozzie.Mozzie: It's a dark day when I turn towards the system instead of recoiling.Peter Burke: Just spit it out.Mozzie: Remember when you asked me to tell you if Neal was gonna do something stupid? Well, I regretfully report that... he's out of his anklet.Peter Burke: Damn it!Mozzie: But that's not the stupid part. He's got a gun.
Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.