Neal Caffrey: I love a good art heist.Peter Burke: Solving a good art heist.Neal Caffrey: That's what I said.
Peter Burke: You ever wonder what would've happened if I hadn't made you my C.I.?Neal Caffrey: I'd still be in jail and your arrest rate would be in the low 70s.Peter Burke: High 80s.
Neal Caffrey: Every case gets a nickname. Hagen was The Dutchman before you ID'ed him. What was my nickname?Peter Burke: Oh, don't recall.Neal Caffrey: Aww, that's too bad. Well, the sooner you remember, the sooner we can move on.Peter Burke: James Bonds.Neal Caffrey: Bonds.Neal Caffrey: James Bonds.Peter Burke: Yes, yes.Neal Caffrey: Would you like another beer?Peter Burke: Yeah.Neal Caffrey: Shaken, not stirred?Peter Burke: See, I knew it was a mistake telling you.
Peter Burke: You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So I need to know something. The first time Kramer and I went after you for the Degas, how did you switch the paintings?Neal Caffrey: I snuck up to the penthouse, pulled the swap, then base-jumped off the building and landed on Wall Street.Peter Burke: Fine. Don't tell me.