Neal Caffrey: Peter, mi casa is su casa.Peter Burke: Su casa is not even su casa.
Clinton Jones: All right, you know, I heard he had a pretty serious relationship with with a female agent down at Quantico. She joined SSG.Neal Caffrey: The CIA of the FBI?
Rebecca: You want to know some things? I got some questions too. One for one, we answer each other truthfully.Neal Caffrey: Okay.Rebecca: But if you lie to me, I lie to you. And besides, lovers are experts at sniffing out one another's deceptions.
Neal Caffrey: Preacher's here.Peter Burke: That was fast.Mozzie: Sorry I'm late.Peter Burke: Don't tell me he's been ordained.Neal Caffrey: Twice.Peter Burke: Tax dodge?Mozzie: Oh, yeah, like I pay taxes.