Just because I don't like guns doesn't mean I can't use one.
Read more Neal Caffrey QuotesFrom: White Collar
Peter Burke: How are you holding up?Neal Caffrey: They don't let me wear ties.Peter Burke: Overrated.Neal Caffrey: Food's as bad as I remember.Peter Burke: Coffee?Neal Caffrey: Instant.Peter Burke: Cruel and unusual.
Elizabeth Burke: Honey?Peter Burke: Yeah?Elizabeth Burke: What is this?Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.Elizabeth Burke: You must've been quite the conversationalist.Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.Peter Burke: Are you laughing?Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.Elizabeth Burke: You had to flirt? You hate flirting.Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.Peter Burke: It worked.Elizabeth Burke: Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.
Neal Caffrey: Hey. Is Peter around?Diana Barrigan: Nope.Neal Caffrey: I need a favor.Diana Barrigan: Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?Neal Caffrey: I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.Diana Barrigan: And?Neal Caffrey: And that if I ever did try, you'd break one or both of my arms.Diana Barrigan: You know I hate to repeat myself.