Okay! 200. Now what?
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Lily, I love you. But asking someone to come see your play is like asking for a ride to the airport, or to crash on someone's couch or to help you move. Call a cab, book a room, hire some movers and repeat after me, friends don't let friends come see their crappy play!
Barney: Or, it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter! Even better, triple threat: hotter, and bigger boobs!Ted: That's only two.Barney: Count again...
Ted Mosby: So, how many people are in on this Party School Bingo thing?Barney Stinson: Oh, it's just me.Ted Mosby: So what's the point, then?Barney Stinson: The point is to get five in a row.Ted Mosby: And what do you get when you get five in a row?Barney Stinson: I get Bingo.