Richard Castle: Whoa, that is not the Suez Canal. Ooh.Richard Castle: If you're trying to decide what to wear, just keep wearing what you're wearing now. Or... less.Kate Beckett: Pervert!Richard Castle: That is Field Marshall Pervert to you.
Richard Castle: In a relationship, if you choose a movie, and you choose very, very poorly, do you lose your turn?Javier Esposito: How poorly?Kate Beckett: "Valentine's Day".Javier Esposito: You should lose two turns.
The victim and the killer were having an affair? Why is my voice so high?
Kate Beckett: Mmm. What's tonight?Richard Castle: Come on, don't tell me you forgot. Our weekly date night. It's new. It's our thing. It's- It's your turn to arrange it, remember?Kate Beckett: Yeah! Of cour- Of course I remember. I don't need a YOLO card to help me out with that. I've already got it planned.Richard Castle: Oh, do you? So, tell me, how are you gonna top my American Revolution evening I arranged with the carriage ride to see "Hamilton" on Broadway? The dinner served by waiters dressed as Founding Fathers?Kate Beckett: Yes, that was fun. Except for when Ben Franklin started hitting on me.Richard Castle: That's nothing. George Washington slipped me his digits.Kate Beckett: What?Richard Castle: So, what are we doing tonight?Kate Beckett: Uh, well, it's a surprise, Castle.Richard Castle: Oh, I love surprises. At least tell me what to wear. On a wardrobe scale of 1 to 10, 10 being James Bond, 1 being Big Lebowski, give me a number.Kate Beckett: For now, five. Crime scene casual.