Richard Castle: I'm telling you, ice bullet.Javier Esposito: Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.Kevin Ryan: You mean, ice hole.Richard Castle: What'd you just call me?
Jason: I'm not talking to Mr. Castle. He's a jerk face!Richard Castle: Okay, you know what? He's the jerk face!Kate Beckett: He's eight years old. You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?Richard Castle: How was I supposed to know he'd be the witness?
Don't we usually get to the victim before the funeral?
Richard Castle: The only reason I went on the date in the first place was because you made a big deal about being single in public.Kate Beckett: Castle, I have twelve missed phone calls from Chip the sportscaster because he thinks that I'm single, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let him mount me in a Speedo just to prove it.Richard Castle: You didn't tell me he called.Kate Beckett: Really? You're gonna play the jealousy card now?