Martha Rodgers: I don't know why you won't tell me where the party is?Richard Castle: Because you'll show up.
Richard Castle: [turns away quickly] Sorry.
Javier Esposito: Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.Richard Castle: I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.Kevin Ryan: No, no, no. We are not sampling any clubs.Javier Esposito: What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?Kevin Ryan: Look Javier, I...Kevin Ryan: I got some bad news.Kevin Ryan: I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.Javier Esposito: Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?Kevin Ryan: It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.Javier Esposito: Yeah, you did.Richard Castle: No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.Richard Castle: Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.Javier Esposito: This sucks.Kevin Ryan: I know.Javier Esposito: And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.Kevin Ryan: I know.Richard Castle: Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.
Kate Beckett: You got anything?Kevin Ryan: Well, um... eh, I never thought I'd say this after graduating the sixth grade, but our bra research is in.