Daenerys Targaryen: You freed your brother.Tyrion Lannister: I freed my brother and you slaughtered a city.
Bronn: Your brother ever tell you how I came into his service?Jaime Lannister: You stood for him in his trial by combat at the Eyrie.Bronn: Aye. But only when Lady Arryn demanded the trial take place that day. You were his first choice. He named you for his champion because he knew you would ride, day and night, to come fight for him. You gonna fight for him now?
Tyrion Lannister: Father, I wish to confess. I wish to confess!Tywin Lannister: You wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: I saved you. I saved this city. All your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all.Tywin Lannister: Tyrion, do you wish to confess?Tyrion Lannister: Yes, father. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?Tywin Lannister: You admit you poisoned the king?Tyrion Lannister: No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of being a dwarf.Tywin Lannister: You are not on trial for being a dwarf.Tyrion Lannister: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.Tywin Lannister: Have you nothing to say in your defense?Tyrion Lannister: Nothing but this: I did not do it.Tyrion Lannister: I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!Tyrion Lannister: I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!Tywin Lannister: Ser Meryn! Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell!Tyrion Lannister: I will not give my life for Joffery's murder and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.
Cersei Lannister: You should be the Hand of the King.Jaime Lannister: That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lives are too short.