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Protestor: Brother fornicates with sister in the bed of kings. Are we surprised when the fruit of their incest is rotten? Yes. A rotten king.Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to argue with his assessment.Bronn: Not after what he did to your birthday present.Tyrion Lannister: The king is a lost cause. It's the rest of us I'm worried about now.
Cersei Lannister: Killed? By whom?Tyrion Lannister: Accounts differ. Most seem to implicate Catelyn Stark in some way.Cersei Lannister: Really? Who'd have thought?Tyrion Lannister: Some say it was one of his own Kingsguard, while still others say it was Stannis himself who did it after negotiations went sour.Cersei Lannister: Whomever did it, I say well done.Tyrion Lannister: That's not what Varys says. He says Renly's army is flocking to support Stannis, which would give Stannis superiority over us on both land and sea.Cersei Lannister: Littlefinger says we can outspend him three-to-one.Tyrion Lannister: And I say Father raised you to have too much respect for money.
Joffrey Baratheon: Traitors! I'll have their heads!Tyrion Lannister: Oh you blind, bloody fool!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't insult me!Tyrion Lannister: We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!Joffrey Baratheon: You can't!Tyrion Lannister: I can, I am!Joffrey Baratheon: They attacked me!Tyrion Lannister: The threw a cow pie at you so you decide to kill them all? They're starving, you fool! All because of a war you started!Joffrey Baratheon: YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!Tyrion Lannister: And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist? Where is the Stark girl?Joffrey Baratheon: Let them have her!Tyrion Lannister: If she dies, you'll never get your Uncle Jaime back! You owe him quite a bit, you know!