Tyrion Lannister, I name you Hand of the Queen.
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Tyrion Lannister: You're an awful traveling companion, do you know that? Possibly the least charming man I've ever met.Jorah Mormont: I'm not your traveling companion.Tyrion Lannister: We are traveling together, in each other's company, therefore...Jorah Mormont: Do you ever shut up?Tyrion Lannister: I sailed from King's Landing to Pentos in a crate without ever saying a word!Jorah Mormont: Why?Tyrion Lannister: It never occured to you to ask why until now? You never wondered why Tyrion Lannister decided to visit a brothel in Volantis?Jorah Mormont: I'm sure you've visited many brothels in many cities.Tyrion Lannister: I killed my father. He wanted to execute me for a crime I didn't commit. And he was fucking the woman I loved.
Cersei Lannister: You should be the Hand of the King.Jaime Lannister: That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lives are too short.
Robert Baratheon: Yes, its been a long time. But I still remember every face. You remember your first?Barristan Selmy: Of course, Your Grace.Robert Baratheon: Who was it?Barristan Selmy: A Tyroshi. Never learned the name.Robert Baratheon: Hmm. How did you do it?Barristan Selmy: Lance through the heart.Robert Baratheon: Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some Tarly boy at the Battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, the dumb high-born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait".Robert Baratheon: They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy. Now the Tarly's bend the knee like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.