Where to begin... this is awkward.
Read more Tyrion Lannister QuotesFrom: Game of Thrones
I never loved my brothers. A sad thing for a man to admit, but it's true. You were the brother I chose.
Daenerys Targaryen: Get him out of my sight.Jorah Mormont: Khaleesi, please, I just need a moment of your time. I brought you a gift.Tyrion Lannister: It's true. He has.Daenerys Targaryen: Who are you?Tyrion Lannister: I'm the gift. It's a pleasure to meet you, Your Grace. My name is Tyrion Lannister.
The next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face!