I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.
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Tyrion Lannister: If we turn the dragons loose, tens of thousands will die in the firestorms.Ellaria Sand: It's called war. If you don't have the stomach for it, scurry back into hiding.Tyrion Lannister: I know how you wage war. We DON'T poison little girls here. Myrcella was innocent.Ellaria Sand: She was a Lannister. There are no innocent Lannisters. My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you.Daenerys Targaryen: That's enough! Lord Tyrion is Hand of the Queen, you will treat him with respect. I am not here to be Queen of the Ashes.Olenna Tyrell: That's very nice to hear. Of course, I can't remember a queen who was better loved than my granddaughter. The common people loved her, the Nobles loved her, and what is left of her now? Ashes. Commoners, Nobles, they're all just children, really. They won't obey you unless they fear you.Daenerys Targaryen: I'm grateful to you, Lady Olenna, for your counsel. I'm grateful to all of you, but you have chosen to follow me. I will not attack King's Landing. WE will not attack King's Landing.
You let that little girl disarm you?
Robert Baratheon: We'll talk later, when I return from the hunt.Eddard 'Ned' Stark: The hunt?Robert Baratheon: Killing things clears my head. You'll have to sit on the throne while I'm away.Robert Baratheon: You'll hate it more than I do.Eddard 'Ned' Stark: The Targaryen girl...Robert Baratheon: Seven Hells, don't start with her again! The girl will die and I'll hear no more of it. Put on the badge. And if you ever take it off again, I swear to the mother I'll pin the damned thing on Jaime Lannister!