I'm known to be quite vexing...
Deadshot : Here's to honor... among thieves.Katana : I'm not a thief.Deadshot : Oh. She's not a thief.Captain Boomerang : I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.Deadshot : Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.Diablo : We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.Deadshot : Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.
I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her Daddy is not a piece of shit.
Deadshot : All right. Now you know what you're buying. Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.Rick Flag : Darnell's out.Deadshot : He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.Rick Flag : So Ivy League.Deadshot : Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.Deadshot : And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.Rick Flag : Mmm-hmm.Deadshot : You know how y'all do.Rick Flag : Oh, yeah.Deadshot : You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.Rick Flag : You're in no position to make any demands.Deadshot : Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss.Deadshot : That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.