We've been sitting here for days! Start the damn joust before I piss myself...
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Cersei Lannister: You want to be Hand of the King? You want to rule? This is what ruling is; lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out by the root, one by one, before they strangle you in your sleep!Tyrion Lannister: I'm no king, but I think there's more to ruling than that.Cersei Lannister: I don't care what you think! You've never taken it seriously; you haven't, Jaime hasn't! It's all fallen on me.Tyrion Lannister: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.Cersei Lannister: You're funny. You've always been funny, but none of your jokes will match the first one, will they? Do you remember, back when you ripped my mother open on your way out of her and she bled to death?Tyrion Lannister: She was my mother too.Cersei Lannister: Mother gone, for the sake of you. There's no bigger joke in the world than that.
Tyrion Lannister: Flee, you idiot.Tyrion Lannister: You idiot. You fucking idiot.
Barristan Selmy: Life is strange. Not so many years ago, we fought as enemies at the Trident.Eddard Stark: I'm glad we never met on the field, Ser Barristan. As is my wife. I don't think the widow's life would suit her.Barristan Selmy: You're too modest. I've seen you cut down a dozen great knights.Eddard Stark: My father once told me you were the best he'd ever seen. Never knew the man to be wrong about matters of combat.Barristan Selmy: He was a fine man, your father. What the Mad King did to him was a terrible crime.