Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Quotes

ZOOLOGY, BITCH!

I hate this game.

Get me the hell out of here!

You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!

Moose Finbar : You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar : I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die.

Albino rhinos!

NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!

Later, dude.

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
Moose Finbar : Why am I running so slow?

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : I want to stay with you, like this.
Ruby Roundhouse : Then let's be like this... every day. Just come home.

sometimes... it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that... you forget other people have problems too.

The goal for you. I'll recite in verse / Return the jewel and lift the curse / If you wish to leave the game / You must save Jumanji and call out its name.