Jojo Rabbit Quotes

There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache.

Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.

Where are all the goddamned knives?

You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.

I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.

Fuck off, Hitler!

Yeah, I kind of deserved that.

Adolf Hitler : You two seem to be getting on well!
Jojo Betzler : She doesn't seem like a bad person.

I'm the enemy?

Jojo Betzler : Nothing makes sense anymore.
Yorki : Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.

Jojo Betzler : But... you know... she's Jewish.
Yorki : There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, JoJo. There's Russians out there somewhere.

Adolf Hitler : [after Jojo gets book from shelf] Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit. we'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through, straight into a pit full of piranhas, and, and lava and bacon. Why, she won't know what hit her.
Jojo Betzler : Shh!
Adolf Hitler : Shh?
Jojo Betzler : Shh!
Adolf Hitler : You, shush. Shush me? Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.

Elsa Korr : You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.