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Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko   image

Directed by: Richard Kelly
Written by: Richard Kelly
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Mary McDonnell
Released on: January 19 ,2001
Taglines: You can never go too far.

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Gretchen:

Gretchen: "Donnie Darko." What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
Donnie: She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone. image

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
Donnie: She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.

Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. image

Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

Edward Darko:   Dukakis. Son of a bitch.
Edward Darko: Tell him, George. image

Edward Darko: Dukakis. Son of a bitch.
Edward Darko: Tell him, George.

The sky's gonna open up. image

The sky's gonna open up.

Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go without consequence.
Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce. image

Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go without consequence.
Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce.

Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? image

Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

One day it will be better for you.

I'm voting for Dukakis.

Do you remember that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer? - Yeah okay, well my brother told her to go shove a book up her ass today. And then my parents bought him all this new shit. - Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room.

Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass!
Rose Darko: Please.
Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"?
Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's enough.
Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth: You want me to tell you?
Donnie: Please, tell me.
Rose Darko: We will not have this at the dinner table.
Donnie: I'm all ears!

Edward Darko: I-I know I'm not the best communicator, but... whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. They will. But what you gotta understand, Son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit.
Edward Darko: They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "Fuck you."

Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch.
Edward Darko: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.

So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows?How much are they paying you to do this?

I'm going home.

I was in jail once. I mean I accidentally burned down this house. It was abandoned, but still, I got held back in school and I can't drive until I'm 21. But I'm over all of that. I... I... I'm painting and stuff. Writing. I want to be a writer, or maybe a painter, I don't know, or maybe both. I'll write a book and draw the pictures. Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

"'A storm is coming,' Frank says. 'A storm that will swallow the children. And I will deliver them from the kingdom of Bane. I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps. I'll send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them except for me, 'cause I am Donnie Darko.'"

Donnie: Well, life isn't that simple. I mean, who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
Kitty Farmer: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
Donnie: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else.

Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass!
Rose Darko: Please.
Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"?
Rose Darko: Elizabeth, that's enough.
Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Elizabeth: You want me to tell you?
Donnie: Please, tell me.
Rose Darko: We will not have this at the dinner table.
Donnie: I'm all ears!

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

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